google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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