is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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