You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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