Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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