i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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