Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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