Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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