ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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