quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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