So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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