when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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