it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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