Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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