U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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