Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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