Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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