i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
apparently the secret to your success is patron
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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