You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's rum buckets o'clock
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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