and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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