Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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