Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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