new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Four minutes until I can fart!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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