Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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