If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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