I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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