My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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