You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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