think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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