Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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