Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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