Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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