I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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