Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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