it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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