That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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