So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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