are you still at the devil's house?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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