i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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