can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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