please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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