Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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