should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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