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i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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