oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
