Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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