My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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