He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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