Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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