Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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