Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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