Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
