HIV tests are more positive than that guy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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