So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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