Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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