so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she told me i tasted like america
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
