Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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