Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
