Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she smelled like a LAN party
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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